Using a Joke Gift

Emily gave me these horrible bandaids as a joke gift on my birthday:

Well, when Mortimer got a scrape that took off some of his scales and made him bleed, I wondered if a bandaid would help protect his scraped skin.
And I know Mortimer doesn't care if there are fairies on his bandaid or not:

I must admit that the pattern of the bandaid and the pattern of his scales is a pretty hilarious contrast, though!

Emily thought I was nuts.