Put her in a pumpkin shell

I put Lady Mortimer inside my jack o'lantern this year.

I was hoping she would slither out of the eyes or mouth,

in a Spielbergesque pose,

but she just peered out of the openings.

I don't think she liked the pumpkin shell very much,

so I didn't make her stay long.

She likes being around my neck better,

and that's where I'll put her tonight,

when I answer the door for trick-or-treaters.