I put Lady Mortimer inside my jack o'lantern this year.
I was hoping she would slither out of the eyes or mouth,
in a Spielbergesque pose,
but she just peered out of the openings.
I don't think she liked the pumpkin shell very much,
so I didn't make her stay long.
She likes being around my neck better,
and that's where I'll put her tonight,
when I answer the door for trick-or-treaters.